The open road calls to many a young fool. The old fools do not exist because they exist as young dead fools rolled into a ditch by some murderous stranger. Stay in your basements, friends. It is the safest. Except for all the things in your basement that could kill you.

The Mustache Rangers imagine life on the open road in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it as a podcast.

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Some people think the future will be free of paper. The truth is, there will be more paper than you can image.

For example, try imagining some paper. Are you doing it? Okay, it’s more than that. I know, right?

The Mustache Rangers deal with a zine in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it in your sleep.

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Sometimes, the Mustache Rangers are…hey! What’s that?

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Monies make the world and universe a very complex place to live. If atoms didn’t make up money, they would have no idea what to make of money. I think that was perfectly clear. Don’t ask any questions about that sentence please.

The Mustache Rangers have money issues in this week’s podcast adventure. Consume it whole.

Podcast: Download (Duration: 12:39 — 11.6MB)