As you well know, the Mustache Rangers are very real and very mustached. However, there are two ruffians going around claiming to “play” the Mustache Rangers as “characters.”

You can listen to the frauds yourself as they are interviewed. Happen on over to the First Crack Podcast and listen to Garrick Van Buren attempt to reveal these frauds.

As always, enjoy.

Is it not of humor that fall is a season as well as a verb word? Relate this to your relatives for looks of praise and delight. You may say that you came up with that tidbit by yourself. It is alright with us. We are better than you.

The Mustache Rangers enjoy the out of doors today in their interpod netcast.

Podcast: Download (Duration: 12:51 — 4.4MB)

Statistically speaking, these are the things Mustache Rangers Central Command knows you are not doing.

• Telling all of your friends and family to listen to the continuing adventures of the Mustache Rangers.
• Joining the Mustache Rangers Cadets.
• Creating amazing pictorial representations of the Mustache Rangers.
• Mixing the Mustache Rangers theme song with some obese beats.

Now we fully understand that some true Ranger fans are doing these things. But for the sake of argument, nobody is doing these things. Even the people who are. We will take you to space court if you claim otherwise.

We request that you do all of these things. Or failing that, doing the entirety of everything. Is that so much to ask? Then the Great Mustache commands it. The Great Mustache never asks. And all of his words appear in red.

It has come to the attention of Mustache Rangers Central Command that small dogs are all of the rage in this day of ages. Please understand that must halt any and all of this rage as soon as possible. If the rage is not contained, a letter of strong wording will find its way to you.

The Mustache Rangers have a box today.

Podcast: Download (Duration: 12:39 — 4.3MB)

It is a well believed fact that “frat” is short for “fraternity.” Perhaps we are missing the bigger picture. Is there a much longer word out there that “fraternity” is short for? And if so, is that word simply short for another word? How high does this word hierarchy of mystery go? And who will bring it to its knees?

The Mustache Rangers discuss their fears in this week’s episode. Do not fear listening to it. That would be stupid, to put it lightly.

Podcast: Download (Duration: 9:45 — 3.3MB)