There is a need within every creature with blood for oxygen. You could say that we are all oxygen vampires. If oxygen was only available within other people, you would be biting them to steal their oxygen. So don’t pretend you are better than vampires.

The Mustache Rangers get a few things off their chest in this week’s episode.

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• Too many people own audio communication devices. There are some people that nobody wants to talk to.
• The word “tuber” has always rubbed me the wrong way. “Ostrich vegetable” is much better.
• Men should be allowed to wear pantyhose without being given nicknames related to wearing pantyhose.
• A lake is an ocean without ambition.
• When will toothpaste be made to squeeze itself onto my brushing device?
• Working on the height that I can jump to. Hoops that receive balls had best watch out!

Most people would say that there are stars in the sky. Other people would say there is sky in the stars. Stay away from both groups of people. Better yet, make friends with the rich and mute. It is the only way to live.

The Mustache Rangers recorded an adventure for your ears. Take a listen today.

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The Mustache Rangers are back for another fantastic season of joy and brutality. Brutal joy will be felt by all.

Today, the Mustache Rangers will spill rainbows into your split skull. Enjoy!

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