It has been stated, by some, that love is the most powerful force in the universe. These some have certainly not run into a very fast toddler with arms twice the length of his legs. Also, the toddler is twenty miles tall. This, ladies of faint heart, is the most powerful force in the universe. And it is mad at the lack of holidays based around its existence. Beware this toddler of giant proportions. His long arms hug planets with pure hatred.

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Out in the outer space, there is a small planet that orbits an even smaller planet that orbits a sun orbiting a monster. One man lives on this tiny planet. If two people were to live there, the planet would collapse due to stress applied by another being. This lone man is the politest man in the universe, because if he pisses you off you can easily destroy his planet.

In other news, the Mustache Rangers are here with another episode. It can not be crushed by standing on it.

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There are many popular songs put out on the phonograph cylinder in regards to love and loss. At times, loss may feel like the more comforting of the two items stated. Love is a tricky wild animal full of the sharpest of teeth. Loss is a dead squirrel in the middle of the horse drawn carriage path. Loss is easy to come by, and can be a perpetual partner. That being said, the Mustache Rangers talk about things in this episode. Enjoy with our semi-well wishes.

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The Mustache Rangers refused to stop at a gas station for directions and have been lost in space. Their homing beacon will kick in soon, and we will have a fresh interpod netcast for you next week cycle.

Where there is dirt, there will be the Mustache Rangers. Actually, that isn’t true. But the other way around seems accurate. Regardless, the Mustache Rangers are kings of the sky. Don’t you forget it, wide eyed wonderer.

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