Space is lonely. The sky may appear to be full of stars, but there is much more nothing in space than there is something.

The odds often seem to be against us, when it comes to connecting with another creature. Certainly, though, you should not give in to giving up. What is there to do, if not try? Try and fail or try and succeed. Either way, you tried.

And if you fail, you must go into the shame cave.

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It is never too early to prepare yourself for the Twin Cities Improv Festival! The Mustache Rangers will performing tales from their mighty adventures in space for a living room of living peoples.

The Mustache Rangers will be performing on June 23rd at 7pm. That may seem like a long time off, but that will give you plenty of time to books seats on your local dirigible transport service.

The Mustache Rangers expect to see you there. Do not disappoint!

In part two of an episode with two parts, the Mustache Rangers find themselves using their legs for locomotion. There are no sk8 boreds in the future. Or the past. In fact, all history of their existence has been erased. Except for this record. Which will soon be erased.

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Do you hate Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday? I understand. Now you can keep up with the minute to minute happening of the Mustache Rangers with Twitter.

This steam powered bastion of constant communication is all the rage with the dew droppers at Earth events such as South by Southwest and internet. Internet is quite the event, and should be enjoyed.

So enjoy more internet with the Mustache Rangers and Twitter.

You may or may not be interested in knowing facts. Facts may seem to be an affront to your belief system. For example, the belief that you can spend all of a Sunday with your best chums while leaving your lady to pine. The facts tell you that ladies need attention, flowers, and metal. If facts are ignored, consequences are had.

There are no facts in this episode of The Mustache Rangers.

Podcast: Download (Duration: 8:53 — 3.0MB)

Friends and enemies, welcome to the adventures of the Mustache Rangers. Some of you are new and some of you are not.

We are not actually speaking of babies. We are speaking of people who have never been to this website before.

But now that we think of it, babies have, in most cases, never been to our outstanding website.

In which case, we say, welcome babies!

Why not enjoy the FIRST EPISODE of the Mustache Rangers. Again. For the first time. It is meant to be enjoyed and shared.

Also, is that a new bow tie? No? Well, it looks good.

Have you informed all of your Earth friends about the adventures of the Mustache Rangers? No? You’ll never make Cadet with that attitude!

Mustache Rangers Central Command commands you to tell at least five of your “friends” about the Mustache Rangers today. While “friends” may be in quotation marks, do not be confused. Imaginary friends do not count as “friends.”

Co-pod-workers can be “friends.” Family units can be “friends.” Animals can NOT be “friends.”

It has been decreed! Spread the word and drink your Doc Johnson’s Olde Thyme Elixir!