The Mustache Rangers know you better than you know yourself. For example, you has sweet pickles and black licorice. And if you do say you like those things, you are not only fooling yourself but those around you as well. For shame.

The Mustache Rangers say a few things in this week’s podcast episode. Drink it in.

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It’s another adventure. What do you want from us?

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The open road calls to many a young fool. The old fools do not exist because they exist as young dead fools rolled into a ditch by some murderous stranger. Stay in your basements, friends. It is the safest. Except for all the things in your basement that could kill you.

The Mustache Rangers imagine life on the open road in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it as a podcast.

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Some people think the future will be free of paper. The truth is, there will be more paper than you can image.

For example, try imagining some paper. Are you doing it? Okay, it’s more than that. I know, right?

The Mustache Rangers deal with a zine in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it in your sleep.

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Sometimes, the Mustache Rangers are…hey! What’s that?

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