• Don’t know why I bothered learning to play the piano after they went extinct. This teaching cassette is almost worthless.
• I have switched to decaf, but eating this non-caffeinated toast feels so pointless now.
• My underpants have been bunching for the last few years, but I dare not adjust my self for fear of humiliations and fun makings.
• It isn’t easy being aggressively passive.
• Space laundry always gets put off until you’re out of space socks.
• Quantifying how hungry a wolf is isn’t easy.

• Too many people own audio communication devices. There are some people that nobody wants to talk to.
• The word “tuber” has always rubbed me the wrong way. “Ostrich vegetable” is much better.
• Men should be allowed to wear pantyhose without being given nicknames related to wearing pantyhose.
• A lake is an ocean without ambition.
• When will toothpaste be made to squeeze itself onto my brushing device?
• Working on the height that I can jump to. Hoops that receive balls had best watch out!

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