Filed under Phooneybaum by MR Central Command on March 12, 2007 at 2:18 pm
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Do you hate Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday? I understand. Now you can keep up with the minute to minute happening of the Mustache Rangers with Twitter.
This steam powered bastion of constant communication is all the rage with the dew droppers at Earth events such as South by Southwest and internet. Internet is quite the event, and should be enjoyed.
So enjoy more internet with the Mustache Rangers and Twitter.
Filed under Generalator by MR Central Command on March 9, 2007 at 9:27 am
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Friends and enemies, welcome to the adventures of the Mustache Rangers. Some of you are new and some of you are not.
We are not actually speaking of babies. We are speaking of people who have never been to this website before.
But now that we think of it, babies have, in most cases, never been to our outstanding website.
In which case, we say, welcome babies!
Why not enjoy the FIRST EPISODE of the Mustache Rangers. Again. For the first time. It is meant to be enjoyed and shared.
Also, is that a new bow tie? No? Well, it looks good.
Filed under Phooneybaum by MR Central Command on March 8, 2007 at 10:56 am
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Woke up today to find my socks wet with a green substance. The Commander Major’s snickering is what had awoken me. I have little to no doubts that he is to blame for my sock moistness.
Mustache Rangers Central Command has been piping sad songs into our ship for the last 43 hours. Was doing fine until the Commander Major ate my earplugs in a rage. I am now properly sad.
Is it weird that I enjoy sitting on a slightly warm toilet seat, given the knowledge that it was just used by somebody else?
My hat has now been missing for 490 years.
Filed under Generalator by MR Central Command on March 7, 2007 at 9:26 am
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Have you informed all of your Earth friends about the adventures of the Mustache Rangers? No? You’ll never make Cadet with that attitude!
Mustache Rangers Central Command commands you to tell at least five of your “friends” about the Mustache Rangers today. While “friends” may be in quotation marks, do not be confused. Imaginary friends do not count as “friends.”
Co-pod-workers can be “friends.” Family units can be “friends.” Animals can NOT be “friends.”
It has been decreed! Spread the word and drink your Doc Johnson’s Olde Thyme Elixir!
Filed under Generalator by MR Central Command on February 23, 2007 at 1:18 pm
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Good afternoon, even if it is before noon in your location.
The Mustache Rangers have one more way to waste your daily allotment of time.
It is the Mustache Rangers House of Talkie Talk forum.
Use it as you would any board of messages. And please post your shopping lists. It is interesting to know what you are buying.
Filed under Generalator by MR Central Command on December 14, 2006 at 2:53 pm
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Good cheer to you and yours. The adventures of the Mustache Rangers are coming to a podcast delivery system near you the second Monday in January. Cheers, handshakes, and hearty back slaps are to be had and enjoyed by all!
Until then, there is much you can do! Join the cadets, submit your fan art, or become a friend of the Rangers on MySpace.
Keep fighting the good fight, future cadets! The Mustache Rangers are coming!
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