The Mustache Rangers: Episode 86

I have discovered that your microphonic sound transference device has been damaged. I pray to Doc Johnson’s God-Substitute-in-a-Bottle (one spoonful and you’re holy, two spoonfuls and you’re blessed, just blessed) that this will not spell the permanent end of your weekly intertronic audio transmissions. Perhaps, if you require funds with which to purchase a replacement microphonular device, you could request that fans of your intersite make donations via the Paypal and perhaps also Google Checkout monetary transfer technoservices. I would gladly donate to such a noble cause, as few causes are greater than the undoing of damage caused by First Lieutenant Rutuger G. Phooneybaum’s clumsiness.