It has come to our attention that the span of attention that most people can hold is less than ten seconds. Luckily for these individuals, the Short Attention Span Termination Squad also had a short attention span. Sadly, they are unable to even terminate themselves. It is was a terrible program, and we are sorry for having wasted your monies on it.
Today, the Mustache Rangers make you happy. So you had best listen closely to their message of pieces.
